"In all seriousness, that could be a good place to put the mini orbs." Charlie's Opinions is a column dictated by Charlie, who can be found requesting the "presence of the abyss" at his own wedding when he's not staggering under the weight of all his opinions.
There are usually two ways people respond when I shriek, “THE WORLD IS OBVIOUSLY ENDING, RIGHT?” Some people (my beloved, my close friends) are like “yeah” and then we shiver together over a glass of wine. Others chirp “things are great!” and we stare at each other without saying anything more. If I had any… Continue reading Recommended Readings for Unstable Times
Some writer-type people are very vocal about their depression. Some are vocal about their sexual orientation, their childhood traumas, their totally misunderstood penchant for offering small children a lift in their nice, clean, white van. This is all part of this thing writers attempt to do called "connecting," which, yawn, whatever, but there is one issue of… Continue reading The Internet Makes Me Feel Sad, Part 2
The only path to the abyss is through the cerebellum. Charlie's Opinions is a column dictated by Charlie, who can be found taking unlimited yoga classes for 2 weeks when he's not staggering under the weight of all his opinions.