Recommended Readings for Unstable Times

There are usually two ways people respond when I shriek, “THE WORLD IS OBVIOUSLY ENDING, RIGHT?” Some people (my beloved, my close friends) are like “yeah” and then we shiver together over a glass of wine. Others chirp “things are great!” and we stare at each other without saying anything more. If I had any… Continue reading Recommended Readings for Unstable Times

How to Sulk

Apparently I have an easy life, because something petty happened to me recently and I broke down crying and told my boyfriend I wanted to jump off a bridge. I'm almost too embarrassed to tell you about it, because then you'll think I'm a spoiled, arrogant, delusional fool in need of a reality check. OK,… Continue reading How to Sulk

Today the Sky is Gray: A Compendium of Scientific Theories

1. It is a direct reflection of Freud's "melancholia," from which I am currently suffering, and the grayness is actually emanating from me as I sit here, staring out the Megabus window, driving farther and farther away from a land where coffee is made with care and buses run down literally every street, although they… Continue reading Today the Sky is Gray: A Compendium of Scientific Theories

The Internet Makes Me Feel Sad

This post was kind of embarrassing to write and makes me sound like a total loser, so you can't judge me, okay? Who are we kidding, you'll judge me. IT'S WHAT WE HUMANS DO. Every time I go online, I am overwhelmed with a constant, low-grade social anxiety. This anxiety stays with me for a… Continue reading The Internet Makes Me Feel Sad