Charlie’s Opinion #17: On Which One of Us is Most Likely to Be a Murderer

I have nothing to gain from eating a rando. You could stand to gain from poisoning me.

Charlie’s Opinions is a column dictated by Charlie, who can be found narrowly missing Obama in the stairwell when he’s not staggering under the weight of all his opinions.



  1. My name is Your “Aunt ” Phyllis and I will always have him. That said, I am launching a line of Xtreme pinatas for the kids these days, filled with things like molten cheese, or broken glass, or bees, or used pharmaceuticals, and suchwhat. I would like to ask Charlie if I can fill one of my Xtreme pinatas with his opinions. Profits will be split.


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