Charlie’s Opinion #17: On Which One of Us is Most Likely to Be a Murderer

I have nothing to gain from eating a rando. You could stand to gain from poisoning me.

Charlie’s Opinions is a column dictated by Charlie, who can be found narrowly missing Obama in the stairwell when he’s not staggering under the weight of all his opinions.

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2 thoughts on “Charlie’s Opinion #17: On Which One of Us is Most Likely to Be a Murderer

  1. My name is Your “Aunt ” Phyllis and I will always have him. That said, I am launching a line of Xtreme pinatas for the kids these days, filled with things like molten cheese, or broken glass, or bees, or used pharmaceuticals, and suchwhat. I would like to ask Charlie if I can fill one of my Xtreme pinatas with his opinions. Profits will be split.

You are truly great.

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