Hangover Cures

Turn that hangover into a hangunder.

Swiftly strike your thumb with a large mallet.

Cut off a toe.

Run really fast into moving traffic.

SKYDIVING!

Eat something raw. Something still alive.Jump in place until you collapse from exhaustion.

Watch a really bad movie while giving yourself bangs with a chainsaw.

Go streaking.

Eat an icicle in one bite.

Learn a new language. (It’s helpful to set goals: do it in twenty minutes.)

Throw things into the air and try to get beneath them when they fall.

Kiss the next person you see on the street. Chase them if necessary.

Befriend a minor celebrity.

Take photos of things you don’t own, like other photos. Sell them.

Take the covers off textbooks for HTML, Calculus, and Hebrew. Try to determine which is which!

Read Lolita aloud in a creepy voice.

Look unattractive and sit next to a cute Frenchman at a coffee shop. (Currently doing.)

Try to poke things near, but not in, your eyeballs.

Heard of “hair of the dog?” Two words: actual dog hair. (Counting is hard right now.)

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One Comment

  1. Congratulations, you've succeeded in making me laugh out loud whilst I'm alone. I hope you didn't look too unattractive next to the nice French man. And I hope you've learnt your lesson with the pizzas!

    Reply

You are truly great.

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