My parents always told me I was a ridiculously talented piano player, and growing up in a petri dish of delusional-ego-breeding was wonderful for a little thing called my self esteem. I can do anything! I just know it! So you’ll be happy to hear that I have decided to become a comic strip artist.
Writing is hard, but comics are super easy, everyone knows that. I happen to have a firm grasp on what makes a successful comic strip, which is how I know I’m gonna be a great artist. Look, I even DREW A COMIC STRIP about DRAWING A SUCCESSFUL COMIC STRIP. Click to enlarge.
I mean, RIGHT?!? I ain’t writing no’ mo’. This is my meal ticket.