Organizations to Which I Would Rather Give My Money Than to the Guy With the Clipboard and Mohawk on the Corner of Lake and Michigan Who Asks Me "Where Do You Get Your Hair Done?"

from http://www.flakmag.com/

1. Your Mom Breast Augmentation Society
2. Homeless People for Crack
3. Coalition to Prevent Tori From Being Published
4. Our Drugs, Our Children: Heroin for a Happy Childhood
5. Annoying Biddies Who Want To Be My Friend
6. Coalition to Keep Tori and Scott Weiland Apart
7. Jersey Shore
8. Madonna’s Harem of Bloodsucking Terror
9. Hot Guys Who Squish Puppies
10. Coalition to Force Tori to Eat a Steak, Medium-Rare
11.United Nutella Ban Nations
12. Shakespeare Gives You Cancer
13. “A Tapeworm in Every Intestine” Society
14. Ron Jeremy’s Harem of Hairy Horror
15. The “World Domination Through Twilight-Themed Hypnosis” Society
16. Juggalos Make Better Boyfriends
17. Adopt-a-Homeless-Person
18. No Tsetse Fly Left Behind

I AM SERIOUS, ANNOYING MOHAWK MAN. I WILL CUT YOU.

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